A Deep, Dark Poem #notreally #graded

AP Composition and Language Reference Guide
Analysis
     Compare and Contrast: Summary and
     This will become your life
AP Test
     Intimidation
     Nine Point Scoring Guide
     Preparation for (see Power Writes, Finals)
Appeals
     Ethos
     Logos
     Pathos
     Never actually name these in a formal rhetorical analysis
Aristotle
Attitude
      Cardona's Reality Check
      Optimism is key
       You WILL fail sometimes
BLA (see Procrastination)
    Genius Group
     Freakonomics
     Outliers
Bitzer
     Exigence
     OMG what?!
     Never actually thoroughly annotate this, otherwise it'll take 45 minutes per page
     The Rhetorical Situation
Blogs
     Analysis Project
     Top-Visited Tabs
     Yeah, Write
     #Tallgirlproblems
Cardona (see Sarcasm)
     Cutest puppy award goes to
     Fellow Toms wearer
     She really DOES care about us
Confidence
     Don't believe your Honors Communications teacher's praise
     Shattered and Slowly rebuilt
Close Reading Journals
     I'm just going to pretend I know that word so I don't have to write it down...
     No appreciation for all of the work that went into them
Collaboration
     All Hail the Cardona, Facebook
     Google Docs
Emoticons
     Degrading
     Don't you dare ;) at me
     Sarc Mark, anyone?
Everything's an Argument
     Don't try to question it
     Unless its a quiz question on the "On Being a Cripple" quiz
Facebook (see Collaboration)
Finals
Free Writes
     Encouraged Journaling time
     Emotions
     Practice makes perfect
First Drafts
     Shitty
Grade Point Average
     Meet Real Life...
Hanson, Max
     Cardona v. Hanson, who will win this time?
     SMH
Humor (see Satire)
     Pathos
     Parody
     Who knew there was more to it than simply entertaining?
Onomatopoeia
Orwell
     Fresh Language (don't you dare write anything you've heard before)
Parallelism
     Do this, do that, and make sure to do the other thing
Power Writing
     Battle for the Fleur De Lis Stamp
     Sprint Practice
     Time Management Skills
Projects Galore
     Mixtape
     Speech Analysis
     Blog
     Visual Essay
Procrastination Nation (see BLA, Finals)
Picture Fridays
     Block one is looking fine
     Bonding
     Cheesy smiles
Quizzes
     C= Celebration
     They'll come back to haunt you
Revision
     Also known as "re-write a brand new piece"
     BFR
     Revise and Repeat, the life of
Rhetoric
     The foundation of Composition is
      Everywhere
Rhetorical Analysis
     Struggles
     "But Why?"
Readings
     My Printer's #1 Enemy
     Orwell
     50 Essays
Satire (see Cardona, Johnathan Swift)
Success
     Learning how to work for it
Summative
     The Devil's grading system
     NNNOOOOOOOOOO!!
     Get prioritizing
Swift, Johnathan (see Satire)
     Om Nom Nom
     Read Closely
Toulmin
     Claim, Reason, Warrant
     Wait, what's a warrant?
Visuals
     Animoto Works wonders
     Make an Argument
     The media isn't always truthful...
Voice
     If I can't imagine you reading it to me, its not good
     Unique
What Not to Do (see Procrastination Nation, Emoticons)
Writing
     How To
     Joy of
     Practice, practice, practice. And then practice some more.
Yay!
     Typical class reaction on essay grading day
ZzzZZZzzZZZz (see Onomatopoeia) 
     Do the readings after school or else